Parwich.org would like to apologise to world class athlete Roberto Buntingo for a possible mis-reporting of the results of last Tuesday’s Hill Race. Apparently Roberto climbed the hill so fast that he left all the other runners far behind. Here’s photographic proof:
It seems he even had time to pose for a couple of photos before the rest of the field reached the brow of the hill:
Then he was off. Allegedly he reached the finishing line so quickly that nobody noticed for half an hour or so. “The seconds of training clearly paid off” said Buntingo. “Quite frankly I feel a bit sorry for the other runners – it must be so demoralising seeing me sprinting way away from them into the distance”.
Well done Roberto. We’re all proud of you!
PARWICH.ORG 
Thanks for the tribute to my athletic prowess, as any sporting fan knows the tour de france starts today keep your eyes peeled as i will be keeping you informed with my progress riding for the team Junction 13 Transport Cafe on my halfords budget racing bike. Watch this space!!
p.s. No artifical stimulant will be used apart from an all day jumbo breakfast!!!
We’ll look out for you in the race Roberto. Maybe there will be a future post of your exploits………
This awesome man is an inspiration to all!
Roberto is clearly an athlete to be reckoned with. Not content with his amazing success as a runner he demonstrated his strength at the ‘Strongest Man’ contest by quickly flipping over the car before anyone had time to blink. By this time he was obviously feeling that he should let the younger men get a look in and as he was going to totally dominate the contest, he very graciously withdrew to give them a chance. A true sportsman in every sense of the world. Well done Roberto.