Val Stevenson writes:
Having stumbled across this ‘Lost in Parwich’ list, could I add a ‘largish’ yellow diamond – the solitaire from my engagement ring – lost somewhere on the playing field car park (close to the entrance to the cricket field) or on the cricket field (close to the entrance to the car park, to the right hand side of the entrance as one approaches from the car park).
How does one search for a diamond??
PARWICH.ORG 
You need to dress up like Shirley Bassey and then sieve the top inch of soil from the whole cricket pitch and car park singing “Diamonds are Forever”
Don’t tempt me, Colin… 😛