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I knew it was a mistake to include fencing in this year’s programme
“She who draws the sword from this fair lady’s nose, shall be QUEEN OF ALL PARWICH! Now bow down and WORSHIP ME!”
miss, you have something on your nose! i’ll get it for you!
You pull my hair, I chop your nose off.
Detente.
When forced to choose between a poke in the eye with a sharp stick and a jab in the nose with a short sword, she felt like she was between a rock and a hard place but finally settled on the latter of the two evils!