Parwich’s multi-talented sports leviathon Roberto Buntingo has allegedly been spotted in another prestige sporting event. Buntingo employed perfect tactics. He chose to stick with the pack for most of the race – eating his packup and whistling Whitesnake tunes as he went. Many could not believe how effortlessly he climbed the mountains of the notorious Mont Blanc stage. One unkind journalist said he thought he could see Roberto’s braces hooked onto one of the upfront racers, but we know it was his indomitable spirit and unparalleled toughness.
Then it happened. An early breakaway at Cromford saw the Pike Hall pedallist beat eight riders up the gruelling hill. Deadly rival Collinio Simmsio almost caught him at the Carsington chicane but in the end Roberto powered through to claim the coveted yellow jersey.
Who knows what sporting achievement RB will attempt next???
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Can’t talk now, a bit sweaty!!
What many of you will not realise is that that not only has Roberto donned the yellow jersey, but he has also been spotted in the USA mingling with A list celebrities in between all of his amazing sporting achievements. Known in America as Roberto “THE BODY”
Buntingo, rumour has it that he will be ditching his running, cycling and downhill skiing career for a chance to enhance his international profile as a contender on “Dancing with the Stars”, based in Hollywood, CA. Potential partners include Hilary Clinton, and, some would say in rather bad taste, Monica Lewinski. Roberto successfully took out an injunction against any photos being released, however it is rumoured that there is a deal in the region of $1,500,000 with Hello! Magazine; as well as a DVD entitled “Getting Fit with Roberto”. Watch this space…
Does this mean we will be deprived of seeing Roberto competing at Beijing?
I don’t wish to spread rumours, but one possibility is that Roberto doesn’t actually wish to compete in Beijing due to their stringent drug testing policy. With the hectic sporting schedule he is keeping, coupled with his super buff body, one can only wonder if Roberto has been having more than just the usual fry up in the morning…something to enhance his “performance” if you get my drift. Of course, only Diane knows for sure…