Do you think they are for buttonholes or hats? Anyway – we’ve missed the wedding now.
Our estimed photographer and judge, JF-S, has consulted with certain independent sources and this caption by Patti B wins first prize.
JF-S is quoted as saying,
I thought many comments showed agility of mind and clever touches of humour.
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How fantastic. I have been away and just come back to find I have won the caption competition – hooray! I am thrilled. I am even more thrilled by JF-S’ remarks that I have an agile mind – now, if only I could find it…. Thank you John.