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Weedkiller’s IT Department sent in the following message:

We extend our apologies to all our loyal readers for a temporary disruption in normal services. Although coffee is essential fuel for the smooth functioning of our Journalist and Editorial staff, it failed to have a similar stimulating effect on Weedkiller’s computer mainframe. We are working night and day until the system is restored to full functioning. However, our Cartoonist eschews reliance on this new-fangled technology, so Wednesday’s ‘Stone Age Times’ will be out on schedule.