Derbyshire Dales have recently launched a slide show to promote their new refuse and recycling service. This new service includes a new kerbside food waste collection and a number of other changes. Just incase your memory needs refreshing nearer the time, the following slideshow can also be found under the INFO tab at the top of the page. Any questions?!
If you are having difficulty seeing this slideshow then visit DDDC webpage to view it on their site, it’s the second video on the page.
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Thank you Derbyshire Dales for your comprehensive information, is it just me or is it as clear as mud. How is Graham going to cope Cheryl!!
Think the full summary post from earlier in the year needs reposting!!
Isn’t this just your worst nightmare?………….
So, no Sunday caddy for my half-eaten croissants and egg shells then?
I thought a caddy for highly-toxic materials would have been useful, so I can finally get rid of my old copies of the News of the World.
Please, please can someone organise a training session to practice the ‘In-out, in-out, turn your bin/caddy/basket/blue-bag/blue-box around’?
PS: I can’t wait to see the ‘new great looking vehicles’ arrive, isn’t it exciting…?!
flaming hell! we will all need a degree in waste management just to sort out our rubish.
Good Morning Comrades.
Derbyshire Dales may well have released the hounds of hell into our community , all our innermost secrets and eating habits laid open to the scrutiny of all and sundry.
The overt practise of discarding eggshells and half eaten croissants will no longer impress your neighbours. Reduced items,Tesco basic brands, B.O.G.O F offers, B.U.M.stores economy loo rolls , Ten pound meal deals disposable glasses and takeaways will be out of the question.Shopping at Lidl, Aldi ,Farmfoods and Iceland is also taboo, its Waitrose or nothing darlings.
You must change your News Of The World ,Twitchers weekly and Sunday Sport to The Times,The New Scientist ,Private Eye or the Economist. Used Beluga caviare, Truffle oil , Foie Gras containers and empty Dom Perignon bottles are freely available on E.BAY as are Harrods and Fortnum & mason carrier bags to fool your neighbours. Stay alert Comrades Big Brother is watching you.
Derbyshire Dales in anticipation of any confusion that may arise in respect of Christmas gratuities this year for council services will prior to the festive season be issuing each household with a selection of colour coded envelopes, there will also be an accompanying explanatory D.V.D .
Council garbology operatives will be easily identifiable by their high visibility Santa outfits and hearty laughs,If you are in any way suspicious do not hand over the envelopes and contact our helpline which is manned 24 / 7. excluding Bank holidays,National leapfrog day,Fidel Castros birthday and rainy days. You may be placed in a queue but please hold your call is important to us.