JF-S has just returned from holiday in Cornwall and although the weather was mixed on the good days he was able to relax in the jacuzzi with his friend.
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Monday May 14, 2012 by Jane B
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I need to learn to relax like this.
Where’s the soap?
Latest gossip: John’s got a new bird!
should have gone to Specsavers.
Jane, maybe this is his old bird, who’s had a makeover?
Village scandal, JF-S comes up before the beak.
And here we have a truly magnificent example of Mother natures creative inginuity and imagination ,a biped capable of producing the most flamboyant and extravagant of courtship displays to dazzle and lure the female of the species ,then to the left we have a peacock.
Keep going Paul – they’re getting funnier and funnier!! :O)
‘Oh yes John I’m a huge cricket fan too ,I’m especially fond of those big fat juicy crunchy ones , they are scrumptious’.
Is that a Pee, Cock?
I’ll tell you what my fine feathered friend back home in Derbyshire the quaint village of Rowsley boasts an old hostelry bearing the same name as you do’,
‘What!, Rodney’.
‘ I say old chap wouldn’t you be much happier corking around the magnificent grounds of some grand stately home strutting your stuff?’, ‘ no not really ,Marion and I have already visited Chatsworth House’.
P.S Good one Colin welcome to the club.
‘Are you absolutely positive that these natives are friendly John? ,this water is becoming awfully hot’.
“Marion, when I said I wanted a bird-bath for my birthday, this was not quite what I had in mind”
What I had in mind was a new lens for my camera…
‘You’d better budge over John that ruddy ostrich is heading our way’.
‘I’m a celebrity get me out of here’.
‘you appear to be becoming a little emotional John’, quite right Rodney this is the very spot where Marion and I first met all those years ago, it was a whirlpool romance’.
‘Oh goody here comes our lunch John,I’m quite peckish are you?’.
‘I know how you frown upon these naturist weekends John, but you must pluck up courage , you’re going to have to emerge sooner or later.
‘I do believe congratulations are in order Rodney ,I hear your wife is eggspecting’.
‘ A little bird told me that you and Marion are not too chuffed with your hotel room John’. No Rodney as a matter of fact we’re not ,I complained to the manager ,I told him we had been promised a room with a sea view and he handed me a telescope’.
‘John, that’s not the plug hole’.
‘Do you know John that snooty receptionist said this morning ,’Oh we dont get many peacocks staying with us’, ‘I said I’m not surprised at these prices’.
‘I think I had a bit too much to drink last night John I spent two hours trying to chat up a feather duster’.
‘Shall we see you here next year Rodney?,’I don’t think so John ,I will most likely visit the Canaries’.