Well, Parwich gourmets rejoice: going on sale soon is the world’s poshest fish pie, containing Scottish wild salmon poached in Moet Chandon, Loch Fyne oysters, lobster tails and Perigourdine truffles, topped off with a 24 carat gold crumb. A garnish of the finest beluga caviar, nestling on mother of pearl spoons, finishes off this superlative dish. You and your beloved can don your nose bags for the princely sum of £314.16, excluding chips and mushy peas of course.
An Australian rancher has appeared in court, accused of cruelty, after he rode into town on the back of an emu. In mitigation he said “Of course I wouldn’t normally roid an emu your worships, but ya see me joey was bloody well crook at the toime“.
Stringent reforms proposed by ‘The British Boxing Board Of Control’ have been strongly objected to, and have resulted in complaints to ‘The European Court Of Human Rights and Lefts’.
Parwich Parish Council
Notice of invitation to tender
Parwich Parish Council is extending the deadline to invite tenders from interested parties to place sheep to graze on the former cricket field at Parsons Croft, Parwich. This will be for a short, defined period of time and will be subject to the agreement of terms and conditions and signing an agreed contract.
The successful applicant must be in possession of valid, appropriate public liability insurance and produce a copy to the parish council. The successful applicant will be responsible for appropriate fencing to enclose the sheep on the cricket field.
Prior to submission of a tender please contact Councillor, Mr R Bunting on 07855 440 504 for the necessary information regarding this short term contract and the conditions involved.
Tenders must be submitted either by email to the clerk at firstname.lastname@example.org (no later than 6 pm on Saturday, 14th December 2013)
by delivery, in writing, to the following councillors’ properties (no later than 6 pm on Monday, 16th December 2013):
Councillor Mr R Bunting
Councillor Mrs J Bennett
Councillor Mrs N Linnell
Councillor Mr M Harrison
Under the Admissions to Meetings Act 1960, tenders received by the deadlines stipulated above will be discussed as a confidential item at the parish council meeting on Thursday, 19th December 2013. Applicants will be advised of the outcome of this meeting.
Mrs S Hampson
Clerk to Parwich Parish Council
9th December 2013
Tom Chambers will star alongside Oscar-winner Jim Broadbent in a BBC drama about the Great Train Robbery, to be screened on Thursday December 19th at 8pm. The Derby Telegraph has the full story.