Weedkiller Extra Dose #2

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Our Weatherman-in-the-Village says:

More showery weather on the cards for the next few days (but we still can’t measure how much rain!). Looks like it might get a bit more settled towards the end of the week though. Fingers crossed.

Denis (The Menace!)

When I read Margaret’s post heading, (Problem Cat) I was worried at first that she was referring to Jim’s black & white cat, Denis (the menace!!)

He is only about 9 months old and Jim rescued him, in Birmingham, about 3 months ago. However, he has ended up adopting me (the cat, that is!) & has taken to going to visit people, looking lost & appealing. (He’s very playful & cheeky.)

Fortunately, he has a collar on, though the name tag is a bit confusing because it still has Jim’s Birmingham address on it, with my phone number, for when Jim brought him over here with him at weekends. In the last 2 weeks he has visited the Old Post Office, the School & Lucy B’s, were he had a great time running around her house, playing!

Anyway, thanks (and apologies!) to everyone that phoned me to let me know where Denis was.

Denis is black, with white paws, mouth, whiskers and bib. (He looks quite like ‘Bob’ Deb’s cat.)  If he goes on any more visitations, my number is 01335 390554.

Lesley (near the school)

20 foot fountain!

1.30am The, hopefully temporary, fountain at the Green end of Church Walk has been reported to Severn Trent and an engineer should be on his way. It looks like a stop tap has blown. Peter T

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The Severn Trent reference is 2001673031
Paul and Caroline

The Engineer got the water turned off and effected a repair around 3am

Wanted: Fridge or Freezer

Wanted a secondhand fridge and/or freezer. If you are able to help contact Janet on tel.212 at the Sycamore. Thank you.

What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 11th 9.30am Family Holy Communion Parwich Church
Sun 11th 11.15am Holy Communion Alsop Church
Sun 11th 2pm Parwich Crown Green Bowls
Open Singles
Parson’s Croft
Mon 12th 12.45pm Parwich Lunch
Phone Val tel.390 458
Memorial Hall
Mon 12th 3 to 4pm Pilates for over 60s Memorial Hall
Mon 12th 5pm and
6.15pm
Pilates: two mixed ability classes Memorial Hall
Tue 13th 6.15pm Parwich Crown Green Bowls
vs Whitworth Park B
Parson’s Croft
Tue 13th 7pm Keep fit run/jog/walk – all abilities Sycamore car park
Tue 13th 7-10pm Badminton: book via Janet at Sycamore 212 Memorial Hall
Wed 14th Grey bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Wed 14th 6-10pm Badminton: book via Janet at Sycamore 212 Memorial Hall
Wed 14th 7.30pm Parwich Parish Council
Planning Sub-committee
Memorial Hall
Thu 15th 9.00 to 11.30am Toddlers’ Group Memorial Hall
Thu 15th 11am to 1pm Evie’s Artistic Session
More info: 390488
Memorial Hall
Thu 15th 1.15pm Parwich Crown Green Bowls
vs Matlock Bath
Parson’s Croft
Thu 15th 6-10pm Badminton: book via Janet at Sycamore 212 Memorial Hall
Fri 16th 7pm WWI Centenary Celebrations
Period Fashion Show
Memorial Hall
Sun 18th 10am Family Service Parwich Church
Sun 18th 11.15am Holy Communion Alsop Church

Click here to see the full Diary page; please email any event information to parwich@hotmail.co.uk

TONIGHT – Eurovision 2014!!!!!

 Don’t forget to come and see if Molly can crack it in Copenhagen tonight….!

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School Newsletter #14

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Refreshments are off tonight

Because of health problems there will be no refreshments at the film showing in the Memorial Hall tonight (Friday 9th May). There will only be tea/coffee or orange juice.

10.15pm Thank you to the audience members who stepped in to do the tea/coffee. A very well attended evening.

Peter T

Photos by David G

Winning Run Broken

PARWICH CROWN GREEN BOWLS CLUB

It can happen to any team, look how Manchester United have slumped! Only one league match this week, thank goodness. Heaven knows what our score would have been if we had to play twice.

Matlock Tuesday bowls league
Away – Buxton Park – 6 May

So you can’t win them all. To say we lost this week would be an injustice to Buxton. It was carnage. Edith and Rick played out of their little skins otherwise I doubt if we would have got to double figures. It really was that bad. Anyway I will not give details of the result as I do not want the information for all to see on Parwich’s worst ever result as it will scar the participants for life. WE ARE NO LONGER TOP OF THE LEAGUE!! We are at home next week. Hopefully we will be better, we certainly can’t do any worse, or can we?

  • Next match – Home – Whitworth Park – 13 May – 6.30pm.

Matlock Thursday Friendly League

No league match this week instead we played our club Square Robin competition, which is a variation of a Round Robin, but with corners (you will have to work it out for yourselves). Although the weather was unkind to us towards the end of the contest, it was a very good afternoon and two new names will appear on the trophy, Tony A and John B. Next week back to the league.

  • Home – Matlock Bath – 15 May – 1.45pm.

On Sunday we are due to play another Club competition, the Open Singles. The fun starts at 2.00pm. Why not come down and join us.

John B.

Problem Cat

Does anyone know the owner of a short haired, brown tabby unneutered Tom cat?  This cat comes to my house most days and is becoming quite aggressive towards my neutered female cats.  My worry is that because he is an unneutered Tom he may be carrying the feline leukaemia virus and/or the feline AIDS virus both of which can be transmitted to cats with whom he has fights or by mating with unneutered female cats.  Neither disease has a cure, although cats can be vaccinated to protect them from feline leukaemia.
Is this cat causing problems elsewhere in the village?
Margaret R

e-on Electricity Bills

A personal note:

Is anyone else having problems with their e-on electricity bills? I received, this lunchtime, an electric bill for the last quarter, based apparently on actual readings, that amounts to well over twice the normal charges for the full year. This would mean I have increased my consumption some eight fold. This is for a one-roomed cottage, in a very mild winter, when I had been away for nearly four weeks of that time. A near neighbour reports they are currently in dispute with e-on in a similar situation.

Peter T

Pilates for the over 60’s

Just a reminder that summer session of Pilates for the Over 60’s has started, the next class is Monday 12th May 3-4pm ( as it is lunch club day, normally it is 2.30- 3.30pm every Monday) in the Memorial Hall. The class is run by Sue Purvis ( Pilates Foundation Qualified Teacher), it is chair based, and aims through gentle movements and exercises to improve functional movement, balance and posture. It is also a good chance to have a cup of tea and chat after the class! If you would like to give it a try please ring Sue Purvis on 390373.

It is supported by Parwich Fit 4 All, and is on a pay-as-you-go basis, £6 per session.

Horticultural Trips

Yesterday 25 members of the PDHS visited two inspiring gardens near Northwich in Cheshire.

Thank you Glynis for this report:

The morning was spent at Bluebell Cottage Garden, tucked away over a narrow canal bridge in the heart of the countryside which presented the coach driver with his first challenge of the day. The island beds contained many unusual perennials some of which were available to tempt us in the attached nursery.

We then continued just a few miles down the road to Stonyford Cottage Garden and nursery. Here we enjoyed a tasty lunch, whilst the rain came down. Luckily there was a break in the showers and we could explore the beautiful, tranquil garden set around a series of pools. The candelabra primulas were fantastic.

The next trip is on Wednesday 16th July, combines a visit to Winterbourne Gardens in the morning. This is one of the best surviving examples of an Edwardian Arts and Crafts suburban villa, with a beautiful walled garden, colour themed borders, glasshouses, rock garden and stream side planting. We will then go on to the nearby Birmingham Botanic garden for the afternoon, which contains plants from all corners of the world, arranged in glasshouses, herbaceous borders, rockeries etc, there is something for everyone!

The price (includes coach fare and entry to both gardens):
– members £18. (£16 concessions),
– non members £22 ( £20 concessions)

The coach will leave Parwich at 9.15 am, and return at approx 6 pm. To book a place please contact Glynis on 390561, £5 deposit required, full amount payable by 8 July.

Derbyshire Open Arts

Ruby Hickmott and Gill Radcliffe will be opening their studios again this year for Derbyshire Open Arts, 24th,25th,26th May, 10am-5pm. Do please come and see what they have been up to this year, Ruby at 4 Church Walk, Gill at Flaxdale House. Ruby has been doing more work in oils, while Gill has continued with watercolour.

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Ruby Hickmott. In memoriam, Oil 55x24cm framed

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Prism sun set over Parwich

Photos by David G

Manager/Cleaner Required

Manager/Cleaner Required for Holiday Cottage in Creamery Lane.  Peter and Lesley Burgess are looking for a suitable Person to look after Farm View Cottage. Anyone interested please contact on 01628 485698

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Paul B’s Weedkiller Weekly #75

Hello Possums.

Well I must tell you there was a profound atmosphere of gloom and despair at Weedkiller’s main offices earlier in the week, as news of George Clooney’s engagement to some flibberty giblet or other filtered through. Myrtle our long serving tea lady was unconsolable, even at the tender age of 83 she never gave up on her dream that George would one day gallop in on his great white charger and whisk her away. Myrtle has seen ‘Gravity’ 72 times, and on one occasion camped out for three nights outside the Dorchester in London to catch a glimpse of George attending the Cinema and Television Awards, but alas she nodded off, prior to him rolling up in his limo and running the red carpeted gauntlet of screaming fans, and missed him completely. But never say die Myrtle is optimistic that the engagement will only last as long as one of Greg Wallace’s restaurants, and he will soon be back on the market again.

Weedkiller’s Film and Television Reviewer attended the premier of ‘Twelve Years a Slave‘ recently, but reported that it was far too long and drawn out, so as a result left halfway through, after six years.

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Free E- Business Event

Derbyshire Dales businesses online to success

A series of free training events for businesses across the Derbyshire Dales kicks in this month as part of the Digital Derbyshire Business Support programme.

An evening workshop entitled ‘Developing a Local Online Marketing Strategy’ takes place at Callow Hall, Ashbourne on Wednesday 14 May, with online booking available at http://www.ebusinessclub.biz

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Eurovision 2014

 

Don’t forget to come and see if Molly can crack it in Copenhagen this Saturday.
Sweepstake available from Friday once we know all of the finalists…..

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Village Lunch on Monday

Parwich Village Lunch – Monday 12th May

If you would like lunch this coming Monday at 12.45am in the Memorial Hall, please phone Val K on 390458 by Friday evening.

This month’s menu is:

Sausage & Mash
With peas, carrots and onion gravy

Spotted Dick with custard

All this for only £5

As long as Val knows in advance, she can cater for vegetarians and those on special diets. She can accommodate those who don’t like what is on the menu, but only with notice.

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Our Weatherman-in-the-Village says:

Apologies for the lack of rain data – my rain gauge has given up, and awaits repair.

After a lovely Bank Holiday weekend, the weather looks a little more changeable for the coming working week with more sunshine and showers on the cards. Good growing weather!

Cleaner Wanted

Cleaning crisis averted, the Websters are sorted

My fantastic cleaner now has a full time job, so I need a new fantastic cleaner for approximately 4 to 5 hours per week.
If you are interested, please contact Debbie Webster.
Thanks!

Photos by David G

Tea & Cakes Tomorrow (Monday)

imageVisit this beautiful Norman Church. Have a fantastic walk:

Tea & Cakes are being served in the churchyard at Alsop, 11am – 4pm tomorrow (Monday).


Come along and support this event, in aid of Alsop Church. Stunning views, delicious cakes, not to be missed.

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Weedkiller: Extra Dose #1

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Village Tidy Up

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What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 4th No services today Parwich & Alsop Churches
Mon 5th Bank Holiday
May Day
Mon 5th 10am
/ 10.07am
Bus to Bakewell
arrives Bakewell 10.40, leaves 13.35
Sycamore Cottages
/ Alsop Church
Mon 5th 11am to 4pm Tea & Cakes in the Churchyard Alsop Church
Mon 5th No Pilates today
Tue 6th 6.15pm Parwich Crown Green Bowls
vs Buxton Park B
Away
Tue 6th 7pm Keep fit run/jog/walk – all abilities Sycamore car park
Tue 6th 7-10pm Badminton: book via Janet at Sycamore 212 Memorial Hall
Wed 7th meet 9.15am Horticultural Society
Garden Trip to Northwich:
Bluebell Cottage Gardens and
Stonyford Garden & Nursery
meet on
The Green
Wed 7th 6-10pm Badminton: book via Janet at Sycamore 212 Memorial Hall
Thu 8th Green bin, Blue bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Thu 8th 9.00 to 11.30am Toddlers’ Group Memorial Hall
Thu 8th 11am to 1pm Evie’s Artistic Session
More info: 390488
Memorial Hall
Thu 8th 1pm Parwich Crown Green Bowls
Square Robin
Parson’s Croft
Thu 8th 7-10pm Badminton: book via Janet at Sycamore 212 Memorial Hall
Fri 9th 10.30am Parwich Ladies Group
Trip to Matlock Bath
Aquarium & Mining Museum
(for those only going to Museum meet there at 1pm)
Meet on the Green
Fri 9th 7.45pm Parwich Film
Gravity
Memorial Hall
Sat 10th TBG Eurovision Party Night
Drinks Promotions
Sweepstake
Legion
Sun 11th 9.30am Family Holy Communion Parwich Church
Sun 11th 11.15 Holy Communion Alsop Church
Sun 11th 2pm Parwich Crown Green Bowls
Open Singles
Parson’s Croft

Click here to see the full Diary page; please email any event information to parwich@hotmail.co.uk

May’s Parwich Film Showing

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Photos by David G

Lost Keys

Update: this has now been resolved

Has anyone found a set of car keys in the area of Creamery Lane – Monsdale Lane?

My cottage visitor has lost/mislaid her keys.  Please call me on 440. Thanks.

Saskia T

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Celebrating flower power in the beautiful Dales

Flower power across the beautiful Derbyshire Dales is being celebrated in a free publication.

‘Floral Dales 2014’ is a leaflet produced by Derbyshire Dales District Council, featuring dates and details of local well dressings, open gardens and flower festivals.

The colourful guide is available from visitor information points across the Dales, including Ashbourne, Bakewell, Matlock Peak Rail and Matlock Bath. It is also free to view and download online at www.derbyshiredales.gov.uk/floraldales

Wirksworth, Monyash and Middleton-by-Youlgrave well dressings usher in the new season on Saturday 24 May – the first of almost 30 well dressings festivals in Derbyshire Dales villages and towns between now and mid-September.

The guide’s ‘Hidden Gems’ section features a list of open garden weekends at private houses that do not normally open to the public, and there’s also a ‘Meet the Experts’ schedule of top gardeners who open their gardens as part of the National Gardens Scheme.

Floral Dales is designed to help local residents and visitors keep track of a multitude of colourful events, including well dressings, which have their origins in the Derbyshire Dales.

 

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