Paul B’s Weedkiller Weekly #18

Hello Possums,

starIf anybody is reading this we will have been spared what in astronomical terms is a near miss, or in lay man’s terms coming within a gnats eye brow of a disaster, as an asteroid, 150ft wide and travelling at a speed of five miles a second, passed by at a mere 17,000 miles and went on its merry way into infinity. This rascal is the closest ever recorded, and would be capable of generating the explosive force of 1,000 atom bombs. To put it in a nutshell an area the size of London would be turned into an abyss; ignorance is bliss eh!

An Australian business man has revealed his plans to turn a redundant mortuary into a luxury hotel. Continue Reading »

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Our Weatherman in the Village says:

Apologies for the 2 week absence of weather reports. It looks like our trip to remind the swifts to start their northward journey was well timed, as the UK shivered through a pretty cold start to February.

Thankfully the weather from Thursday on has picked up markedly, and that looks like continuing until mid-week when it seems that winter will return with colder temperatures and some possibility of snow. The days are getting noticeably longer with that promise of spring around the corner, but it really is a long way for those poor birds to fly!

BT Broadband Internet Speed Drop‏?

Anthony writes:

I’m two miles from the Parwich Exchange. Has anyone else in our area experienced a serious drop in BT Broadband speed during recent weeks?

My BB speed has dropped from around 4.5 Mbps average (over a five month period – 6.5 Mbps peak) to around 1.75 Mbps. Since that time I’ve spent far too long messing around with repeated calls to the BT “Help” Desk, until this morning when they said an engineer would be calling in a week’s time to “do some checks”. Per the Help Desk, I’m currently connected to the “Test Socket”.

I’d be interested in others’ current (and past) experiences with BT and alternative Providers out here in the boonies. I’ve noticed some in our community use microwave, which sounds costly!

Thanks so much,
Anthony

What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 17th 11.15am Holy Communion Alsop Church
Mon 18th … School Term Begins Parwich School
Mon 18th 12.45pm Village Lunch: bookings Val 458
Gammon and Parsley Sauce with Mashed Potatoes, Peas and Carrots
Rice Pudding with Jam
Memorial Hall
Wed 20th … Grey bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Thu 21st 9 to 11.30am Parwich Toddler Group Memorial Hall
Thu 21st 11am to 1pm Evie’s Artistic Session
More info: 390488
Memorial Hall
Thu 21st 7-30pm Parwich & District
Local History Society AGM
Memorial Hall
Sun 24th 9.30am Holy Communion Parwich Church
Sun 24th 11.15am Mattins Alsop Church
Sun 24th 2.30pm Methodist Service Parwich Church

My Feet Are Cold!

Many thanks to John F-S for this picture of a chilly blue tit.

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Click here to visit their web site, or have a look at their sample play list – there is some good stuff on it!

Sheep Stolen from Bradbourne

25 Texel cross hoggets have been stolen from a barn at farm premises in Bradbourne, Ashbourne between 5th and 11th February. The offenders selected the animals from the large flock – all tagged: 162744.

Farmers are being asked to be extra vigilant and to report any suspicious activity around their land to Derbyshire Police. If you have any information about this theft or have seen anything suspicious please call Derbyshire Police on 101 – quote crime number: 5891/13.

Film Night is cancelled for this month

Unfortunately we have had to take the difficult decision to cancel this month’s Film show, as the heating in the Hall is unreliable, and we could not guarantee that the hall would be warm.

Hope to see you again next month.

Martin and Arnold

Another Siskin

For Siskin lovers everywhere: a male I think. John FS

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Stolen from Pikehall & Parwich

Trailer stolen from Pikehall

A trailer has been stolen from a farmer’s field in Pikehall, Matlock some time overnight on Friday 8th February to Saturday 9th February. A gate was removed from its hinges to gain access to remove the trailer.

Description: Indespension open trailer, size: 10’ x 5’, metal floor, galvanised steel sides.

Any information? Quote crime number: 5605/13.

Quantity of logs stolen from Parwich

Some time during the last few weeks, a large quantity of logs stolen from land off Pitts Lane in Parwich.

Any information? Quote crime number: 5457/13.

If you recall seeing any suspicious vehicles at these locations, please call Derbyshire Police on 101 with any information you may have.

New pre-application advice service from national park planners

The Peak District National Park Authority is introducing a new pre-application advice service for people considering development of their property or land. The service, which includes appointments with allocated planning officers, will improve on previous ‘drop-in’ sessions when only general information could be given. From  February 18, people who need advice should initially contact the Authority’s Customer Service Team on 01629 816200 or customer.service@peakdistrict.gov.uk

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Today’s Lunch is CANCELLED

Today’s village lunch is cancelled because of the weather.

It will now take place next Monday, 18th February.

Local CAMRA pubs of the Year

The Ashbourne sub-branch of the Campaign for Real Ale (CAMRA) have announced their local pubs of the Year with our Sycamore Inn coming first in the rural pub of the year category, and with Smith’s Tavern winning the Ashbourne town pub of the year.

The Ashbourne News Telegraph quote Mark Grist, sub-branch chairman as saying:

Janet Gosling at The Sycamore runs a superb village pub right at the heart of the community, with the village shop inside, as well as finding the time to serve an excellently well-kept range of Robinson’s ales.

Paul B’s Weedkiller Weekly #17

Hello possums.

Following months of painstaking examinations, the remains exhumed from beneath a Leicester council car park have finally been confirmed as those of King Richard III. The next challenge is to locate the remains of King Alfred, the great a notable reformer and peacemaker but certainly no contender for the ‘Great British Bake Off’.

Just as you thought it was safe to go back into the supermarket, a Tesco’s customer has discovered a tooth embedded in one of his sausages. The offending item was submitted for analysis: a Tesco’s spokesman has it straight from the horse’s mouth that the tooth in question was in fact of human origin. What a relief! In the ongoing saga: ‘Wither-spoons’ have stopped serving burgers and ‘Lanca-Shire’ hotpot; Ladbrokes have cancelled the ‘1,000 guineas maiden-steaks’; ‘Pizza Express’ will now be known as ‘Pony Express’. In fact a recent ‘Gallop Poll’ has suggested that consumers are boycotting processed foods all together.

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History Society AGM

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All welcome

What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 10th 9.30am Holy Communion Parwich Church
Sun 10th 11.15am Holy Communion Alsop Church
Sun 10th 2.30pm Methodist Service Parwich Church
Mon 11th 10am
/ 10.07am
Bus to Bakewell
arrives Bakewell 10.40, leaves 13.35
Sycamore Cottages
/ Alsop Church
Mon 11th 12.45pm CANCELLED Village Lunch: bookings Val 458
Gammon and Parsley Sauce with Mashed Potatoes, Peas and Carrots
Rice Pudding with Jam
Memorial Hall
Tue 12th
Wed 13th
2pm Shrovetide Football Ashbourne
Wed 13th … Green bin, Blue bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Thu 14th 9 to 11.30am Parwich Toddler Group Memorial Hall
Thu 14th 11am to 1pm Evie’s Artistic Session
More info: 390488
Memorial Hall
Fri 15th 7.45pm CANCELLED Film Night Memorial Hall
Sun 17th 11.15am Holy Communion Alsop Church

Film Night: this Friday

Unfortunately, this month’s film night is cancelled.

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The Legion will be open at 2.30 pm today.

Just in time for the 3 pm kick-off of the Rugby.

Light nibbles will be provided.

All welcome!

New Arrival

There is a newcomer in J F-S’s garden. We believe it is a Siskin…let us know if you can confirm this.

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Easter Bunny Bingo

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Parwich Lunch – Reminder for February

February reminder

Parwich Bus Service

The Derbyshire Public transport unit have advised that there is a tendering process for the bus service in April. They said there is NO intention to take away a bus service from Parwich.

They are legally obliged to provide a service for children to school. They cannot provide details until after April of exact timetables. There may be changes to the services as a result of the re-tendering process and there will be notification in advance of any possible changes being implemented.

The Parish Council will be notified of any changes and will post these on the blog.

– Caroline Healy, for the Parish Council

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The Legion will be open at 2.30 pm this Sunday.

Just in time for the 3 pm kick-off of the Rugby.

Light nibbles will be provided.

All welcome!

 

 

Parwich Lunch – Monday 11th February

Parwich Lunch - February

Paul B’s Weedkiller Weekly #16

Hello Fellow Earthlings,

Well the big burger scandal rumbles on; at least we know for sure what one of the ingredients is; ask any French butcher what is the toughest part of a horse and he will tell you it’s the saddle. Has anyone analysed salami or hot dogs or that mouth-watering doner kebab, that is a must for every pub and club goer at the end of the evening, that indescribable lump oozing grease as it merrily revolves night after night; ‘Bon Appetite’.

Well Ashbourne will soon be bracing itself for the annual ‘Shrovetide’: Upard’s and Downard’s locked in gladiatorial combat, Of course the game was originally played with a human head, but this barbaric practice ceased in 1985. Allegedly many an old score has been settled in the mayhem of “The HUG”. Much further afield in days of yore, Captain Bligh and loyal members of his crew, after being relieved of their ship and awaiting rescue on the Pitcairn Islands, amused themselves by rolling coconuts at turtles on the beach, a game which became known as terrapin bowling.

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Pilates classes cancelled this week.

The heating system is still not working properly. It works for a period of time and then stops. I checked the temperature on Monday morning and it was registering 13 degrees.

I have made the decision sadly to cancel classes this week.

The following two weeks are half term.

Classes will resume (heating permitting) week beginning Monday 25th February.

Hopefully see you all then.

Thanks
Sue

Lift to Derby on Wednesday?

Would anybody be kind enough to give me a lift to Derby on Wednesday, late morning? I need to catch a train at 1pm.

I am very happy to pay for the petrol.

Please phone 378 or my mobile: 07767426107

Thank you very much
Caroline H

The parish council has been advised that chestnut trees at Nethergreen are diseased and pose a risk. Two of the trees are due to be felled early in 2013.

The parish council would like to receive opinions from Parwich residents regarding future proposals at the Nethergreen area, over a period of 4 weeks, from 7th January 2013.

The three options are:
1. No replacement trees at Nethergreen
2. Trees just on one side at Nethergreen
3. Avenue of trees on both sides of the road at the Nethergreen area

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Film Night: Friday 15th February

Based on the book THE HELP, this charming comedy set in Mississippi during the 1960s tells of a southern society girl who returns from college determined to become a writer, but turns her friends’ lives — and a small Mississippi town — upside down when she decides to interview the black women who have spent their lives taking care of prominent southern families. Aibileen, Skeeter’s best friend’s housekeeper, is the first to open up — to the dismay of her friends in the tight-knit black community. Despite Skeeter’s life-long friendships hanging in the balance, she and Aibileen continue their collaboration and soon more women come forward to tell their stories — and as it turns out, they have a lot to say.

Winner of an Oscar for best Supporting Actress
Certificate 12
Official website / Wikipedia / Review

In the warm and comfortable Parwich Memorial Hall
FRIDAY 15th February 7.45PM
Free Entrance. Refreshments. Raffle.

Catering4Parwich will be serving Burgers (£2) and Sausage baps (£1.50), along with chips, tea, and sweets for the children. Come and have your Supper before the film showing! Or in the interval.

Ray Williams was Headteacher of Parwich Primary School from 1985 to 2007. During these 22 years, Ray’s inspirational teaching and wise leadership of the school profoundly touched the lives of so many people. It was very fitting that a celebration service was held yesterday at the school. Former pupils, teaching staff, governors and others who knew Ray gathered to celebrate the life and achievements of a very special man.

School photographs had been set out, showing the many pupils from Ray’s time at the school. People spent time spotting people they knew and reflecting on the large number of former pupils who had benefited from Ray’s teaching.

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Current headteacher Caroline Rodgers welcomed everyone and provided some opening words. She then invited everyone to gather in The Celebration Garden where an oak tree was to be dedicated to Ray. Dennis Lacock talked about the significance of the tree and likened the planting of acorns to sowing knowledge and wisdom in the minds of children.

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Ray’s wife and brother laid earth round the base of the tree and the oak was dedicated to Ray.

Back in the school, Margaret, Haley and Jenny made a warm tribute to Ray, talking about their experiences working with him in school.

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A tribute was also made by former pupil Chloe.

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Ray’s wife Margaret thanked everyone for coming and said it meant a great deal to her and the family. She mentioned that in April, Ray’s son Gareth will be cycling 1,600km from Adelaide to Canberra over 10 days in Ray’s memory. The funds raised will go directly into research and support projects aimed at finding a cure for cancer. You can find out more about this great cause and read Gareth’s blog during his ride by clicking here.

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In her opening words, Caroline highlighted just how giving Ray was as a person. On this sunny afternoon, we had an opportunity to reflect on this and to give thanks for having met such a wonderful person.

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What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 3rd 11am Mattins Parwich Church
Mon 4th 6.15pm CANCELLED Pilates for intermediates Memorial Hall
Tue 5th Trees at Nethergreen: consultation deadline
Wed 6th … Grey bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Wed 6th …
6pm
7.15pm
CANCELLED Pilates for Beginners
General Beginners Class
Beginners Class for Men
Memorial Hall
Thu 7th 9 to 11.30am Parwich Toddler Group Memorial Hall
Thu 7th 11am to 1pm Evie’s Artistic Session
More info: 390488
Memorial Hall
Thu 7th 2pm to 3.30pm PTA Coffee Afternoon School
Fri 8th … School breaks up today – half term Parwich School
Sun 10th 9.30am Holy Communion Parwich Church
Sun 10th 11.15am Holy Communion Alsop Church
Sun 10th 2.30pm Methodist Service Parwich Church

Tonight – Barn Dance – Memorial Hall

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School Newsletter 11

Ray Williams: a celebration of life.

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Parwich Lunch – Monday 11th February

Parwich Lunch - February

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Click here to visit their web site, or have a look at their sample play list – there is some good stuff on it!

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This Saturday: fundraising barn dance

This Saturday night, there is a barn dance in the memorial hall. It is a fundraising event for Help for Heroes and RBL.

Tickets are £10 and include a BBQ.

Tickets are available from the behind the bar at the Legion, or from Ed and Nia. They will also be on sale on the night.

It will be a fabulous evening, so please join us.

– Nia L

Stream Management Update

This week Derbyshire Dales District Council, on behalf of the Parwich Parish Council, have been carrying out general maintenance on the sections of the watercourse that are the responsibility of the Parish Council. They will be back to restore the grass at the Sheep Wash and level out the ruts in the overgrown area beyond the football pitch.

The Parish Council is aware that County are also looking at the various culverts in the village.

Parwich Parish Council.

Contact details – Parwich.Parish.Council@gmail.com