November Sunshine At Minninglow

Our roving photographer took a short walk along the High Peak Trail to the Neolithic Burial Chambers up on Minninglow Hill. The low sun and clear air provided a magnificent vista as can be seen in the following photographs.

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The acclaimed wildlife artist Esther Tyson is staging an exhibition of recent work in our stunning modern Memorial Hall. Esther lives in Parwich, and the exhibition presents an opportunity for the local community to see her work, as well as serious collectors of wildlife art.

Esther studied at Carlisle College of Art and the prestigious Royal College of Art. She has exhibited in galleries in London and all over the country. She has also received many accolades and awards for her work.

Esther is renowned for work that reflects her intense passion for lengthy study of wild life in its natural habitat. The work she produces evokes a powerful image of the very essence that she experiences in her observations. The exhibition will feature a wide variety of her work, from her local Derbyshire countryside to the mountains of Nepal and recent underwater studies in Dorset.

The exhibition takes place in Parwich Memorial Hall on Saturday 17th and Sunday 18th November 2012, from 10am to 4pm. Admission is free, and all are welcome!

“We will remember them.”


– JF-S.
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In Memoriam: Those Who Served.

Weather Stats: November 4th to 10th

Our “Weatherman in the Village” says:

Bonfire Night turned out to be as predicted: cold and pretty clear, with the unsettled end to the week that I forecast. This weekend has been very pleasant again, but it doesn’t look like it will last, with tomorrow seeing a return of unsettled conditions which will probably dominate the rest of the week.

Hello Possums!  The Weedkiller Weekly consists of genuine news items from far and wide, unlikely as some may seem, with just a little tweak here and there.

The annual “Eat Bugs For Balls” competition recently took place in Deerfield Beach, Florida. Edward Archibald retained his title as undisputed Maggot and Cockroach Eating Champion, winning a python for his efforts. Unfortunately he collapsed in agony shortly after the presentation and could not be revived by paramedics. The state coroner delivered a verdict of death by misadventure, after a post mortem concluded that his death was most likely due to a dodgy hot dog he had eaten prior to the event.

The NHS is having to arrange for morbidly obese patients to undergo body scans at local zoos, as standard hospital equipment cannot cope with them. Other treatments being considered are elongated neck dislocations, Hipposuction, Elephantiasis, Dingowings, Bi-polar Bear Disorder and Ape-endiceptomies.

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Tits in the Evening Sun

Three more from the lens of JF-S:



What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 11th  
9.15am
10am
10.15am
11.20am
Remembrance Sunday
Legion opens
Parade leaves Legion
Church Service
Parade returns to Legion
Sun 11th 10.45am Remembrance Day Service Alsop Church
Mon 12th 6.15pm Pilates for intermediates Memorial Hall
Wed 14th Grey bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Wed 14th 2.45pm to 3.30pm Spotty Sponsored Golden Mile for Children In Need Cricket Pitch
Wed 14th
6pm
7.15pm
Pilates for Beginners
General Beginners Class
Beginners Class for Men
Memorial Hall
Thu 15th Police and Crime Commissioner Elections
Thu 15th 3.30pm to 5.30pm Evie’s Artistic Afternoon Memorial Hall
Thu 15th 6pm Circuit Training Memorial Hall
Fri 16th 7.30pm Classical Music in the Dales Highfields School
Matlock
Sat 17th 10am to 4pm Esther Tyson: art exhibition Memorial Hall
Sun 18th 10am to 4pm Esther Tyson: art exhibition Memorial Hall
Sun 18th 10am Family Service Parwich Church
Sun 18th 11.15am Holy Communion Alsop Church

Remembrance Sunday 2012 – Tomorrow

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Film Night tonight

This lovely romantic film, based on the book Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, tells of a visionary sheik who has a big dream — to bring salmon fishing to the desert. Willing to spare no expense, he instructs his representative to turn his dream into reality. The Prime Minister’s overzealous press secretary latches on for its potential as a ‘good will’ story. Now, this unlikely team will put it all on the line and embark on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible, possible.

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Parwich Lunch: Monday November 19th

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Found Rabbit!

Fantastic Firework Photos!

We have uploaded extra-large, high-resolution versions of these photos of yesterday’s Bonfire Night, in the hope that you will enjoy clicking, enlarging and zooming in; the level of detail is pretty amazing, once you get in close!

All photos are courtesy of JF-S. Fans of John’s bird photography might also enjoy his Flickr photostream, where he posts as “swallowclicker”.






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Christmas Crafts

Properties for sale or rent

IMPORTANT: These details have been updated elsewhere. Please click here for our most recent property round-up.

Here is the current list of properties for sale or rent in our area, correct as at November 5th 2012.

Main StreetSmithy LaneFernlea House
Main StreetLilac CottagePikehall Lane
Creamery LaneMonsdale LaneChurch Walk
The SquareGreenlowMount Pleasant
Rathbone CroftSycamore CottagePikehall Farm

The list will be updated again next month. Until then, you will be able to find it on the INFO page, via the SITE MAP, and in the ELSEWHERE ON PARWICH.ORG section on the right hand side of this page.

Renewables for Businesses

Free business workshop on renewables and climate change
Business people wanting to future-proof against climate change and learn about energy-saving can go along to a free half-day training workshop.

Business Peak District is holding the workshop at Beechenhill Farm, Ilam, near Ashbourne, whose environmentally-friendly farming and holiday business has just been shortlisted for a Virgin Holidays Responsible Tourism award.

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Greetings, Guys. If anyone is any doubt as to why thousands upon thousands of pounds’ worth of pyrotechnic wizardry bang, sparkle, crackle and whizz into the night sky at this time of the year, you can safely lay the blame at the feet of Guido Fawkes, who – along with his Catholic buddies – failed in their attempt to blow King James VI and his parliament to kingdom come. Guido was discovered in the cellars below with 36 barrels of gunpowder. As it happened, the gunpowder was virtually useless and probably wouldn’t have even been capable of blowing his hat off. Guido and his fellow conspirators were “persuaded” to plead guilty to treason and were sentenced to be hung, drawn and quartered. Guido flung himself from the scaffold and actually hung himself to avoid this gruesome execution. Bonfires were lit across the land to celebrate the survival of the king.

What a hoot: a lady in Melbourne, Australia is advertising for night time guardians to watch over her whilst she sleeps. Pretty reasonable, you might think – except for the fact that the successful applicants will be expected to dress as owls. There are no meal breaks, but you are allowed a muesli bar if peckish. Three owls are required to work on a rota basis, at £25 per hour. Breakfast will be provided for the early bird, consisting of field mice, voles, frogs, toads and the odd slug or two.

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The acclaimed wildlife artist Esther Tyson is staging an exhibition of recent work in our stunning modern Memorial Hall. Esther lives in Parwich, and the exhibition presents an opportunity for the local community to see her work, as well as serious collectors of wildlife art.

Esther studied at Carlisle College of Art and the prestigious Royal College of Art. She has exhibited in galleries in London and all over the country. She has also received many accolades and awards for her work.

Esther is renowned for work that reflects her intense passion for lengthy study of wild life in its natural habitat. The work she produces evokes a powerful image of the very essence that she experiences in her observations. The exhibition will feature a wide variety of her work, from her local Derbyshire countryside to the mountains of Nepal and recent underwater studies in Dorset.

The exhibition takes place in Parwich Memorial Hall on Saturday 17th and Sunday 18th November 2012, from 10am to 4pm. Admission is free, and all are welcome!

Film Night this Friday

This lovely romantic film, based on the book Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, tells of a visionary sheik who has a big dream — to bring salmon fishing to the desert. Willing to spare no expense, he instructs his representative to turn his dream into reality. The Prime Minister’s overzealous press secretary latches on for its potential as a ‘good will’ story. Now, this unlikely team will put it all on the line and embark on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible, possible.

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Our “Weatherman in the Village” says:

A pretty good forecast last week, with Halloween proving the most unpleasant day of the week, as predicted – as a result we only got four sets of children demanding sweets with menaces, and Val and Nia must have stayed at home in front of the fire!

It looks like we will have a settled start to the week again next week, and an unsettled end with more extensive rain on Thursday and Friday. Bonfire night tomorrow looks like it will be OK, with the slim possibility of a shower, but all the signs are it will be quite cold and clear with light winds – the perfect bonfire night.

Missing Ram Returns

The missing ram Gary (or is it Bary?) was spotted this afternoon by Joanne J. Although somewhat taken aback by the size of the tup, this intrepid detective secured him in the garden of Hallcliffe until Sandra C was able to attend the identity parade. He has now been taken back into custody.

Asked for an explanation of events Bary (or is it Gary?), replied with a sheepish “no comment”. It was noted however that whatever he had been tup to over the last few days had left him somewhat lame. Is he pulling the wool over our eyes or do ewe know where he has been?

Sandra would like to thank Joanne, Paul and Caroline for their help.

Pilates – a couple of reminders

1) There will not be an intermediate Pilates class on Monday (5th November), as per my earlier schedule.

2) When attending Pilates classes, please remember to bring a small towel cushion or Pilates block for support.

– Sue P

What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 4th 9am
11am
Dovedale Dash Sign In
Race starts
Thorpe Pastures
Sun 4th 11am Mattins Parwich Church
Mon 5th Return to school after half-term Parwich School
Mon 5th 7pm Bonfire Night & Fireworks Alsop Road field
Wed 7th Green bin, Blue bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Wed 7th
6pm
7.15pm
Pilates for Beginners
General Beginners Class
Beginners Class for Men
Memorial Hall
Thu 8th 2.45pm Remembrance Assembly Memorial Hall
Thu 8th 3.30pm to 5.30pm Evie’s Artistic Afternoon Memorial Hall
Thu 8th 6pm Circuit Training Memorial Hall
Fri 9th 7.45pm Film Night Memorial Hall
Sun 11th 9.15am
10am
10.15am
11.20am
Remembrance Sunday
Legion opens
Parade leaves Legion
Church Service
Parade returns to Legion

Elections for a Police and Crime Commissioner for Derbyshire take place on Thursday November 15th.

Four candidates are standing. Please click on each candidate name to read their official election statement.

Please click here for more information on the role of a Police and Crime Commissioner.

Bonfire Night and Fireworks

Parwich Carnival and Recreation Committee presents:
The 37th Annual Village Bonfire and Fireworks
on Monday 5th November, Alsop Road Field
The bonfire will be lit at 7pm – Fireworks at 730pm
Best Dressed Guy Competition: First Prize £10

Please take any rubbish to the bonfire, but please: no green material, mattresses, metal or tyres.
If help is needed with transporting material, please ring either Sandra (317) or Denis (447)

Pianola for sale

Keith P writes:

As we are moving to a new house without room for our magnificent player piano (popularly known as a pianola) we wonder if anybody local would like to buy it.

It was built in Germany in 1923 by Ibach & Sohn, a premium brand. As soon as I purchased it, in 1985, I had it fully refurbished by a pianola company in London and it remains in good condition.

My piano tuner in London thought it was a lovely instrument with a good tone, virtually as good as a small grand piano. It comes complete
with around 200 mostly classical piano rolls.

I can put you in touch with a man who specialises in pianola maintenance and who used to look after it for me when I lived in Leicestershire. Offers please?

Inspection welcome at Fernlea House. Call Keith on 01335 390500 or 01684 576109

Recycling Disappointment

Earlier this  week our new waste and recycling contractor Serco Ltd issued a media  statement in which they stated they were confident all outstanding containers  would be delivered and missed collections cleared by today (Friday 2  November).

It is now evident that  Serco won’t hit this target, so here’s a statement from Derbyshire Dales  District Council’s Director of Community Services, Peter  Foley:

We are hugely disappointed with the performance  of our waste contractors, Serco.   But whilst we appreciate they  have experienced serious issues, the only  thing that matters to us is that our residents receive the service they have  every right to expect.

We are working with Serco on a continual basis to  resolve the problems.   At the highest level, Serco are fully aware that we are holding them  to account and they have responded  with an action plan that includes the use of significant extra  resources.

We know from comments  made to us by local  people that the majority of households  are delighted with the new service  as it enables them to recycle more at home than ever before.  So when Serco  eventually get it right for everyone, it’s going to be a first class  service.

However, Serco know their performance  to  date is unacceptable and they need to get it right – and soon  – to comply  with their contractual obligations.  They are fully aware we are not  prepared to accept anything less.

Missing ram

One of Ben C’s rams has been missing for the past few days. He is most likely to be found at the top end of the village. He is a large, white faced texel tup, with a faint red flock mark over his shoulders.

You can contact Ben on 0781 385 7014.

Update: The ram has been found! Click here for the full story…

Even though it is half term, Circuit Training is still on tomorrow (Thursday), at 6pm in the Memorial Hall.

Halloween frights await!


– JF-S

Tonight – Halloween at the Legion

Remembrance Sunday 2012

Film Night: Friday November 9th

This lovely romantic film, based on the book Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, tells of a visionary sheik who has a big dream — to bring salmon fishing to the desert. Willing to spare no expense, he instructs his representative to turn his dream into reality. The Prime Minister’s overzealous press secretary latches on for its potential as a ‘good will’ story. Now, this unlikely team will put it all on the line and embark on an upstream journey of faith and fish to prove the impossible, possible.

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Ahoy there, landlubbers: remember the cribbage board reputedly owned by Lord Nelson? It brought £1,900, hammer plus buyer’s premium, which I would venture to say guarantees a watertight provenance.

In a quandary about what on earth to buy your friends and relations for Christmas? Fear ye not, for help is at hand in the form of “The Pippa Middleton Xmas Gift Guide for Commoners.” Pippa has vehemently denied exploiting her royal connections to break into this extremely lucrative market. Her merchandise includes: replica royal crowns, fake corgi whoopsies, Duchy of Cornwall luxury hampers, Sandringham Pheasant paté with truffles, ermine-lined House of Windsor wellies, Queen Victoria’s secret lingerie, Duke of Edinburgh Xmas crackers (containing a paper top hat, a Highgrove haggis and a gaffe), signed copies of the ”Princess Anne Book of Hairstyles”, Prince Edward’s ”My Time in the Royal Marines”, Prince Andrew’s ”Budget Travel” and  ”How to Get More for Your House” and Prince Harry’s “A History of the House of Hangover”.

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Legion Harvest Festival – Thank you!

On behalf of the Legion, I would like to say many, many thanks to everyone who was involved with, and who supported yesterday’s harvest festival.

Lots of people generously gave up their time, donated produce and spent their money!!! As a result we managed to raise £350 for the Welfare Fund!

   Emma

Weather Stats: October 21st to 27th

Our “Weatherman in the Village” says:

Quite a good forecast last week; we did indeed have a wet Monday as predicted, although the rest of the week was probably drier than I thought it would be. Temperatures have dropped a few degrees in the last couple of days, with a real feeling of Autumn pervading.

It looks like the first half of next week will be reasonably dry, although it may start wet tomorrow and clear up as the day goes on. Generally the weather pattern is unsettled and we may see more blustery conditions from Wednesday onwards. The current forecast for Halloween is quite windy, with blustery showers which will hopefully blow a few witches off course (Val and Nia please note).

What’s on Where this Week
Day Time Event Location
Sun 28th 2.30pm Methodist Holy Communion Parwich Church
Sun 28th 4pm Harvest Festival & auction of produce British Legion
Mon 29th 6.15pm Pilates for intermediates Memorial Hall
Wed 31st Halloween ..
Wed 31st GREY bin and food caddy collection Parwich
Wed 31st
6pm
7.15pm
Pilates for Beginners
General Beginners Class
Beginners Class for Men
Memorial Hall
Wed 31st 8.30pm Halloween vintage horror film night Legion
Thu 1st 3.30pm to 5.30pm Evie’s Artistic Afternoon Memorial Hall
Thu 1st 6pm Circuit Training Memorial Hall
Fri 2nd 7.30pm Horticultural Society AGM
& talk / social evening
Memorial Hall
Sun 4th 9am
11am
Dovedale Dash Sign In
Race starts
Thorpe Pastures
Sun 4th 11am Mattins Parwich Church

Horticultural Society AGM

Update – the Legion will be open from 2.30pm (the service is still at 4pm).