With this bumper 6 page first Newsletter for the new term, click on any of the images below to download the full Newsletter as a PDF:
For
- School Council 2013 etc.
- Autumn Term Planner 2013
- Harvest Festival
- Pink Elephant Event in the Tent
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Parwich Crown Green Bowls Club
To coin a phrase or two: ‘Now is the time to say goodbye. Now is the time to yield a sigh until we meet again some sunny day’. Well something had to be said on the last match of the season. It’s a pity we did not end the season with a good win let alone a poor loss!
Matlock Thursday Friendly League.
Last match – Away – Chatsworth – 12 September.
Chatsworth are nearly at the top of the league and needed a good win to perhaps secure promotion. We certainly did not hinder their cause. We did not win any of the three doubles games, indeed we were 39 points down before we knew it. Chatsworth 63, Parwich 24.
The singles again gave us valuable points. We won four out of the six games, but our opponents were digging in really well. Although we won the singles the deficit was too great to make up and the final score was Chatsworth 133, Parwich 99. We were approximately half way in the division, but with this heavy defeat we will almost certainly drop some places. Still we should not finish bottom!!
The indoor bowls season starts in early October so if you would like to give bowls a try in the nice warm atmosphere of Ashbourne Bowls Club contact a member of our club. It really is a good game and quite easy to play. The indoor mats are only 45 feet long so you do not have to be as strong as an ox to play.
John B.
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From the 16th to the 25th September there are temporary speed limits on the Via Gellia between the Newhaven junction of the A515 and the Holly Bush at Grangemill, because of road works. For more details: Continue Reading »
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Is anyone interested in playing badminton?

All equipment is provided and the hall is available.
For anyone interested
an initial session is being held in the Hall on
Thursday 12th September at 7.30pm.
Please come and support and hopefully this can become a regular fixture.
(If you are interested, but can’t make next Thursday, email parwich@hotmail.co.uk and we will pass your name on.)
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David G has set us a photograph challenge to answer his question “What is the bird in the tree?”
(Add your answers below as comments, and the correct answer will be posted on Saturday.)
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Yesterday we completed the 54 mile cycle from London to Brighton to raise money for the Prostate Cancer Research Centre. We would like to thank everyone that has supported us – you definitely helped in those last few miles when our legs were getting tired! If anyone else would like to donate then you can do so through our JustGiving site or call us on Parwich 273.
Thank you once again!
Robert, Catherine and Anne B
Click here for their JustGiving site (http://www.justgiving.com/buntingbikeride).
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You may have read in the parish magazine that since April 2013, the Padley Centre in Derby is now entirely reliant on public donations. Please support them by bringing your Harvest gifts to St Peter’s church on or before the 22nd September.
If you would like to help decorate the church for harvest, please contact Helen on 362.
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The swallows are nearly all gone, just a few feeding late broods:
So here is a reminder, a swallow photographed earlier in the Summer, Continue Reading »
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Hello Possums,
Wait! Hold the front page, Scoop! Scoop! Breaking news: never mind the Syrian crisis, the overcrowded prisons, the unsustainable immigration putting pressure on housing, hospitals, schools and social security… wait for it… Pippa Middleton had a crush on her hockey coach, which deserved front page coverage in most daily newspapers.
The first ever romantic audiobook for chickens has been commissioned by “The Happy Egg Company”, after research revealed that listening to stories encourages broody hens to lay tastier eggs. Although still in the embryonic stage, the plot will revolve around Molly the hen and her quest to woo Clooney, a handsome cockerel. The hens also enjoy operas by Giblet & Sullivan such as The Parrots of Penzance, hymns such as Onward Crispy Soldiers and Bob Dylan’s Lay Lady Lay.
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Our weatherman says:
Temperatures are slowly dropping, and the light is definitely autumnal; however, this great summer still hangs on in there. The coming week looks pretty dry and pleasant for the time of year. Still time for that “Indian Summer”…
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| What’s on Where this Week | |||
| Day | Time | Event | Location |
| Sun 8th | 9.30am | Holy Communion | Parwich Church |
| Sun 8th | 11.15am | Holy Communion | Alsop Church |
| Sun 8th | 2.30pm | Methodist Service | Parwich Church |
| Mon 9th | 10am / 10.07am |
Bus to Bakewell arrives Bakewell 10.40, leaves 13.35 |
Sycamore Cottages / Alsop Church |
| Mon 9th | 5pm and 6.15pm |
Pilates: two mixed ability classes | Memorial Hall |
| Tue 10th | 9am | Over Sixties: Trip to York | Parwich Green |
| Wed 11th | … | Green bin, Blue bin and food caddy collection | Parwich |
| Thu 12th | 9.30am to 12 noon | Toddler Group | Memorial Hall |
| Thu 12th | 1.45pm | Matlock Thursday Friendly Bowls League: Last match of the season Parwich vs Chatsworth A |
Away |
| Thu 12th | 7.30pm | Badminton Session – all welcome | Memorial Hall |
| Sun 15th | 10am | Family Service & Baptism | Parwich Church |
| Sun 15th | 11.15am | Holy Communion | Alsop |
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Is anyone interested in playing badminton?

All equipment is provided and the hall is available.
For anyone interested
an initial session is being held in the Hall on
Thursday 12th September at 7.30pm.
Please come and support and hopefully this can become a regular fixture.
(If you are interested, but can’t make next Thursday, email parwich@hotmail.co.uk and we will pass your name on.)
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Parwich Crown Green Bowls Club
Last game of the season in one league, second last in the other. What will we do on Tuesday evenings and Thursday afternoons? What repeats are on the telly?
Matlock Tuesday League.
Home – Matlock Golf Club – 3 September.
Last game of the season. We won all four of the games on the Matlock green so the pressure was on to repeat the win. Down A and Dot H certainly gave us a fabulous start winning 21 – 1. Makes you feel quite sorry for their opponents. (Not). We managed to win two of the other three games quite well, but lost the third. The final score was Parwich 70 to Matlock 54. Good to end on a winning note. Hopefully we will finish about halfway in the league, a good result for such a small club as ours.
Matlock Thursday Friendly League.
Last home match – Bradwell – 5 September.
Bradwell are top of the division and are certain to be promoted. We lost quite well on their green in June and although we did not necessarily expect to win we did want to do well on our green. In the three doubles we won one and lost two. Pat B and Sue A did well in their doubles, beating a very good Bradwell pairing. By the end of the doubles we were down 41 to 61. The singles players on our team played a stormer. We won four games and just lost a fifth by one point. This made the singles result 81 to 66 to us. The final score was a small defeat 122 to 127. Not bad against the league winners!
- Next Match – Away – Chatsworth – 12th Sept – 1.45pm
John B.
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Does anyone pass through Ashbourne during the week around 7.30 am? Kerry A has started at Leek college and picks up the bus in the Market Place at 7.40 am. If anyone could give her a lift from Parwich in time to catch her bus she would be very grateful. Please contact Kerry on 576.
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Evie’s artistic sessions will resume on Thursday September 26th, after a short break.
Sessions run from 11am until 1pm, and new talent is most welcome. Tea, coffee and biscuits are supplied.
There is a small contribution required towards rental costs.
Telephone Evie on 390488 for further information.
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I have just made a batch of rich and spicy chicken balti with an extra special sauce, containing twelve different ingredients.
It is £6.50 a for a generous portion.
Telephone: 01335 390488.
Cheers Paul B.
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Thank you to David G for this photograph taken early this morning, enjoy the beautiful weather today.
(Is that a parked ballon on the right hand side of the photo in the distance?)
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As part of the current review Derbyshire Dales introduce new parking for balloons:
Photo by John F-S
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Car parks review process gathers pace
Several early provisional ideas have been dropped in response to public opinion as the process gathers pace to introduce a new car parks policy for the Derbyshire Dales by 1 January next year.
Derbyshire Dales District Council has now scrutinised extensive feedback from local residents, visitors, stakeholder groups and the trading community in a review process, including extensive public consultation, which began at the start of this year. Continue Reading »
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Best wishes to pupils and staff at Parwich Primary School for the new academic year:
School opens for the autumn term on Wednesday 4th September at 8.35am.
Caroline Rogers
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Police are appealing for information after a burglary at a warehouse building on Dale Side (off Smithy Lane), Parwich.
Some time between 4pm on Thursday 29th August and 4.20am on Friday 30th August, entry has been forced to the building. A Harley Davidson Sportster motorbike was removed and found a short distance away.
Numerous Land Rover wheels and tyres have been taken along with a large amount of power and hand tools.
Several vehicles outside the building have also been broken into.
Enquiries continue, so if you saw anything suspicious, have CCTV nearby or any information, please contact PC 3047 Parker on 101, quoting crime number: 36489/13.
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Hello Possums,
523,000 Germans have invaded our shores – but don’t panic, Mr. Mainwaring. Stand down the Warmington-on-Sea home guard; these are tourists with an apparently insatiable appetite for our beaches and coastal paths. Many of them make a pilgrimage to the site where the first Zeppelin was destroyed by specially designed incendiary bullets. Wreaths of sausages are left by visitors, in memory of the millions of Germans, who were banned from scoffing their favourite Bratwurst, as the
cow skins were used in the manufacture of gas containers. So, if you ever wonder why airships have teats, there is your answer.
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Please click on any image to view a full-screen slideshow.
Our apologies to the “Ugliest or More Deformed Vegetables”, as these flatly refused to stay in focus for the camera. If anyone has a photo of these fine specimens, we should be delighted to upload it!
Full results: Continue Reading »
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Please click here for details of Derbyshire County Council’s proposed Winter Service Scheme for 2013/14.
If you are willing to participate in the Snow Warden Scheme for 2013/14 by becoming a snow warden for Parwich, to assist with clearance of village footpaths, please advise a member of Parwich Parish Council or contact the clerk to the parish council, by no later than 5th September 2013. This will enable paperwork, training and salt deliveries to be put in place in advance of any bad weather.
Thank you
Mrs S Hampson
Clerk to Parwich Parish Council
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Wait! Hold the front page, Scoop! Scoop! Breaking news: never mind the Syrian crisis, the overcrowded prisons, the unsustainable immigration putting pressure on housing, hospitals, schools and social security… wait for it… 









523,000 Germans have invaded our shores – but don’t panic, Mr. Mainwaring. Stand down the Warmington-on-Sea home guard; these are tourists with an apparently insatiable appetite for our beaches and coastal paths. Many of them make a pilgrimage to the site where the first Zeppelin was destroyed by specially designed incendiary bullets. Wreaths of sausages are left by visitors, in memory of the millions of Germans, who were banned from scoffing their favourite Bratwurst, as the
cow skins were used in the manufacture of gas containers. So, if you ever wonder why airships have teats, there is your answer.


